CHAPTER 2
Firewood and ash
26 July 1988 pm in Gautam the Buddha Auditorium
OUR BELOVED MASTER, DOGEN CONTINUES:
WHEN WE LOOK BACK AT THE SHORE FROM
OUR BOAT, WE MISTAKENLY FEEL AS IF THE SHORE WERE MOVING. BUT WHEN WE LOOK AT OUR BOAT WITH CARE, WE FIND THAT IT IS OUR BOAT THAT IS ACTUALLY MOVING.
SIMILARLY, WHEN WE SEE ALL THINGS WITH THE
DELUDED IDEA THAT OUR BODY AND MIND ARE SEPARATE FROM EACH OTHER, WE MISTAKENLY THINK INNATE MIND AND NATURE
ARE ETERNAL. BUT WHEN WE REALIZE THAT
OUR BODY AND MIND ARE INSEPARABLE, WE SEE CLEARLY THAT ALL THINGS ARE NOT SUBSTANTIAL.
FIREWOOD, WHEN BURNED, BECOMES ASH;
THE ASH NEVER AGAIN REVERTS TO BEING FIREWOOD.
STILL, WE SHOULD NOT REGARD FIREWOOD AS A BEFORE, AND ASH AS AN AFTER.
WE MUST REALIZE THAT FIREWOOD
IS IN THE POSITION OF FIREWOOD WITH OR
WITHOUT BEFORE AND AFTER. ASH IS IN THE POSITION OF ASH WITH OR WITHOUT BEFORE AND AFTER.
WE CAN NO MORE COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER OUR DEATH THAN FIREWOOD
CAN BECOME FIREWOOD
AGAIN AFTER HAVING
BECOME ASH. IN BUDDHISM, THEREFORE, IT IS SAID THAT LIFE NEVER BECOMES
DEATH; LIFE IS BEYOND THE CONCEPTION OF LIFE. IT SAYS THAT DEATH DOES NOT BECOME LIFE;
DEATH IS BEYOND THAT OF DEATH. LIFE AND DEATH ARE BOTH ONLY ONE STAGE OF TIME, JUST LIKE WINTER AND SPRING.
LIKEWISE, WE MUST NOT THINK THAT
WINTER BECOMES SPRING, OR SAY THAT SPRING BECOMES SUMMER.
Maneesha, Dogen is basically concerned about the idea of reincarnation. Christianity does not accept it, Mohammedanism does not accept it, nor does Judaism accept it; it
is only accepted by the religions
that have been born in India. They may differ on every aspect of life, but on
one point they are absolutely in
agreement. And it is not an agreement
of one day – for thousands of years they have agreed on the idea of reincarnation.
In Christianity or Mohammedanism or
Judaism your life span is very short, just between the cradle and the grave – maybe seventy years or
eighty years. With death you are
finished. But in the Eastern experience, with death you only change
your form. You are not finished, you continue. Your continuity is eternal.
You will take many forms ... many experiences, many ways of being.
This
whole universe is conceived of in the East as a teaching
period. The trees are learning
to be trees, the birds are
learning to be birds. This whole
universe is exactly a great university, an opportunity to learn one form and also to learn that behind the form is hidden your formless being.
Thousands of times you have lived
in different forms,
experiencing different ways. Certainly to be a tree is a totally
different experience than to be a bird or to be a lion. But the essential
life is one. Out of this
experience of essential life, the theory of reincarnation arose. And if you go deeper
into your interiority ... you can
move so deeply that you will start touching not only your birth, your nine months in the womb, but also the death of the previous form.
It is a tremendous experience to know
that you have been here before, because that gives another dimension to your consciousness; if you
have been here in the past, you will be here in the future. The past and future both are in balance – the present
moment is just the balancing
moment. And if you can dig deep into the present moment,
you can experience not only your past lives;
there is a possibility – if
your effort is really total – that you may start having glimpses of your future possibilities.
Gautam Buddha is reported to have said
that we never begin our journey – it is eternal. You cannot reach to the point, exploring within
yourself, where you started the journey. That bus stop you cannot find. You have always been moving,
traveling. So the beginning cannot be found, it is not there. But the end can be found.
You
will be surprised to think about it – that the ordinary
death is not a death because the consciousness
moves into another form. A bird
becomes a tree, a tree becomes an animal, an
animal becomes a human being. But if your experience of all your past lives suddenly flashes
you to the idea that you are
eternal, that very moment you are disidentified with the body-mind structure. And this disidentification is the real
death. Now you will not take another form, you will enter into the formless.
It is called the great death.
But to have a great death you need to
have a great life. Ordinary living is so lukewarm that ordinary death cannot change much; it can only
change the outer garb, the paper bag in which you have been living.
To burst forth out of all form – a tremendous awareness, intensity,
totality ... you pull all of yourself
to a single point – and suddenly
all forms disappear.
Just like a breeze, invisible, you enter
into the formless. This has to be
remembered before I talk about Dogen, because that is exactly the background of what he is trying to say in the Zen way.
DOGEN
CONTINUES:
WHEN WE LOOK BACK AT THE SHORE FROM
OUR BOAT, WE MISTAKENLY FEEL AS IF THE SHORE WERE MOVING. BUT WHEN WE LOOK AT OUR BOAT WITH CARE, WE FIND THAT IT IS
OUR BOAT THAT IS ACTUALLY MOVING.
Now very few people have the
experience of boats. Dogen was talking to people who were traveling in boats continuously, because Japan is
not one island; it is many islands together, and people are continuously moving in boats from one island to another.
But in your experience you may have
... sitting in a train, suddenly you see that another train which was sitting on the side track has started
moving. But your experience is so clear
that you are moving. Then you look to
the other side – the station is still there. Then certainly, the other train is moving. But the station is gone, then the
movement of that train was an illusion; your train is moving. Movement
is relative, just as in geometry two parallel lines never meet.
Albert Einstein, the man who introduced the idea of relativity into the world of science,
says that if two rockets are moving in the sky at
the same speed, none of the passengers in either of the rockets will feel that there is any movement. Because to
experience movement you need something stationary by the side;
it is a relative experience. Both the rockets
are moving in a silent,
open sky at the same speed;
naturally, you see there is no movement in the other rocket. And how can there be movement in your rocket? If there were, you would have
passed the other rocket. None of the
passengers in either of the rockets will even dream about movement, because
there is nothing stable around; on
both the sides, just pure sky. They can
live in the illusion as long as they go on moving at the same speed.
According to Albert Einstein,
a very strange conclusion ... of course, it has not yet been tested, but it seems possible. If the passengers of
both the rockets don’t feel any movement, they will become very still and very silent. Not only in their minds, but even in their
body cells the silence of no- movement
will penetrate. It will be so
enormous, so overwhelming, that when they return – you will be surprised – all their friends, their
old colleagues, will have grown ten years older and they will not have aged at all. Those ten years they
have missed. They have not moved a single inch, either in their body or in their mind, because
movement has stopped
being their experience.
Einstein was absolutely certain
– and I agree with him. It seems absurd
that a traveler will come back
and find that his own generation is finished and a new generation has taken
over, because he has been long away,
traveling in the sky. But when there is no movement around you, slowly, slowly that non-movement stops everything moving within you: the mind, the body – everything.
Even
he was shocked when he proposed the theory. It will still take a few years for us to be absolutely certain of what he was saying, because
even to reach to the nearest star takes four years; and the return journey means eight years – and
this is the nearest star. We don’t
have yet any vehicle to move – without continuous fuel stations on the way – for four years.
Secondly, the moment you are out of the grip of gravitation You don’t feel gravitation because
you are born in gravitation. Otherwise the earth is pulling
you down so forcibly most of your aging
is because of the pull of the earth. The area of gravitation is two hundred
miles around the earth. Once you are
out of the gravitation area, there is nothing to pull you down; you simply
remain the same. The same gravitation that is killing you
also keeps you rooted, because
without gravitation you will be
simply gone – just saying good-bye to each other and moving into the eternal,
never to meet again. It is so vast and the speed will be such that you will be burned by the speed.
There
are practical problems;
that’s why Albert Einstein could not persuade
anybody to take the risk.
The speed has to be exactly the speed of light – that is the ultimate
speed. One hundred
and eighty-six thousand miles per second – at that speed everything
stops. You can go around the universe
for thousands of years and you will come back to the earth the same, as young
as you had left. But it is just theoretical and
hypothetical; it is difficult, for the simple, pragmatic reason that at the
speed of light no metal can remain unmelted. The heat is so much that the
vehicle in which you are moving will melt down, burning you with it.
You look ... almost three thousand stones fall every day on the earth, all
over the earth. You think they are stars falling. Stars are very big,
but these are just small stones which have been caught in the gravitational area of the earth, and the earth has pulled them. But the force of the pull is such that even the stones burn up. Most of these
three thousand stones
never reach to the earth; they are burned before reaching it. A few stones have reached the earth and
they have become great sacred places.
For example, the Kaaba – the holy place of the Mohammedans; the stone there
is an asteroid, it is not of the earth. Just because people saw that big stone coming from the sky the
primitive mind thought it must be from God. And it was coming, burning bright like a sun, so big that it reached to the earth. In many museums you will find those stones, which are called meteorites.
These stones burn up because of the
speed. So if we make a vehicle we
have to find something which will not
burn up at the speed of light. Up to
now, there is no indication that we can create a vehicle or any material that can move with the speed of light.
And unless we move with the speed of light
we cannot reach the nearest star. With that speed in mind, the nearest star is
four light years away. It is such a
long distance, and our small boats and our airplanes and our rockets are still,
in terms of the future, just toys.
But consciousness needs no form to
travel, hence it can move with the speed of light. That is the Eastern
way of looking at things: you have been around on many planets in many
different lives, not only on this earth.
Scientists accept that there are at least
five hundred planets
with life, but there is no communication. All kinds of efforts are being made to
have some kind of dialogue or to find some way to know exactly who is there. But that is a limitation of the body.
For a man of consciousness, for a man
who is a buddha, there is no limitation. No
gravitation prevents him, no heat can
burn him. He can travel around in different forms, taking birth on different planets.
The idea of reincarnation is a very
great challenge. It is not a question of arguing; it is a question of experiencing in yourself that which cannot
be burned, that which remembers having been in other bodies. And if it can move from one body to another body, there is no difficulty for it to move from one
planet to another planet. And ultimately it has to move from all forms and
disperse itself into the universal being. That is nirvana.
Nirvana is one of the most beautiful
words; I don’t think there is any
other word in any language which has so much significance and meaning. Ordinarily it simply means
blowing out the flame. You have a candle, and the flame is
dancing, and you blow it out. Can you answer where the flame has gone?
It must have gone somewhere. Nirvana
means: your life is just like a flame – when it becomes difficult to live in one body,
one form, it simply moves into another
form. The other form is determined by its desires, its
longings. Be very conscious about
your desires and your longings because they are creating the seed of a new form already, without your knowing.
I have experienced, with many people,
taking them back to their old forms. And
I was surprised – because there is no mention of this fact in any Eastern scripture – that somebody
who is a man, when he remembers, he remembers himself
as a woman in his past life. If he goes deeper he again remembers himself as a man.
At first I was puzzled, because it is not mentioned anywhere. But then I could see the point that every woman is desiring to be a man. She thinks, ”I am confined in the home,
and the man is enjoying everything.” And every man thinks, once in a while, ”The beauty, the mystery of a woman
...” So it is very natural that you
are creating your other form already without doing it consciously. If you are man you will be born as woman. And
this is a vicious circle, because when you die, you die unconsciously; when you are born you are born unconsciously. So
you don’t know from where you are coming, or what was the reason for your taking this form.
The
whole foundation of meditation is to make you so alert that you can see the forming of seeds and desires and drop them. If you can die without a seed ...
If you die in a half-hearted way, not
totally, with something incomplete, with something you wanted to do and death has come in between – then
you cannot expect to disappear into the universal. Then the flame will take another home, according
to your desires, your reincarnations.
Meditation simply means to drop, slowly slowly, all your desires.
And when death comes, celebrate
it; celebrate it because everything is complete and you are ready. This
readiness and completeness will give you the ultimate freedom of formlessness. That formlessness is nirvana.
All these buddhas, like Dogen, are
pointing towards that formlessness. First,
he is talking about relativity:
WHEN WE LOOK BACK AT THE SHORE FROM
OUR BOAT, WE MISTAKENLY FEEL AS IF THE SHORE WERE MOVING. BUT WHEN WE LOOK AT OUR BOAT WITH CARE, WE FIND THAT IT IS OUR BOAT THAT IS ACTUALLY MOVING.
SIMILARLY, WHEN WE SEE ALL THINGS WITH THE
DELUDED IDEA THAT OUR BODY AND MIND ARE SEPARATE FROM EACH OTHER, WE MISTAKENLY THINK INNATE MIND AND NATURE
ARE ETERNAL. BUT WHEN WE REALIZE THAT
OUR BODY AND MIND ARE INSEPARABLE, WE SEE CLEARLY THAT ALL THINGS ARE NOT SUBSTANTIAL.
The body has a substantiality. When
someone dies all the elements of the body dissolve into their sources:
water into water
and air into air and earth into earth. Only one invisible
bird, weightless
....
There have been experiments where
a man was weighed while
he was alive, and weighed
again after he has died. The weight
does not differ;
he is the same weight
both times. To the
objective mind, it means that nothing
has moved out, because if there is a soul which moves out of the body, then certainly it would have
weight. Experiments have even been done putting the dying man in a glass case, so that they can see if something moves out It will have to break the glass
somewhere. But the glass remains intact as the man dies.
These things have supported the
atheists, who say that there is no such thing as a soul. These conclusions are
absolutely rational but stupid. There
is no contradiction in being both stupid and
rational. Of course the intellectual person will be more profoundly stupid than ordinary
idiots; ordinary idiots are
simple people. But there are extraordinary idiots, and because of their
rationality they have turned almost the whole world’s mind toward being materialistic.
Half of the world is communist, which
does not believe that there is anything in the body; it is just a combination of materials. The remaining half of the world, which
thinks it is spiritual, only thinks; it never experiments.
The experiment is not to be done in a
scientific lab. It has to be done within yourself.
That’s what we are doing here – to
find something immaterial, invisible to the eyes, untouchable by the hands, but still the very heart of our being, the very throb of our being. Once you have known it all
fear of death disappears. And a new courage – so fresh like a morning rose,
still with dewdrops shining on it in the sun – a new courage
to rebel against all that is traditionally accepted, that may be rationally
accepted but is not based on the actual experience of meditation ...
Other than meditation, there is no way
to decide whether you are just matter or there is something immaterial. Without that immaterial part
you lose all your splendor. Only that immaterial part of your being gives you dignity; it makes you not
only a man, but makes you capable of touching the highest peak of being a buddha.
FIREWOOD, WHEN BURNED, BECOMES
ASH; THE ASH NEVER REVERTS
TO BEING FIREWOOD.
STILL, WE SHOULD NOT REGARD FIREWOOD AS A BEFORE,
AND ASH AS AN AFTER. WE MUST
REALIZE THAT FIREWOOD IS IN THE POSITION OF FIREWOOD WITH OR WITHOUT BEFORE AND AFTER. ASH IS IN THE
POSITION OF ASH WITH OR WITHOUT BEFORE AND AFTER.
What Dogen is trying to say is that
when firewood disappears into a heap of ash you should not think that something in existence has changed –
only the form has changed. The ash was present in the firewood, unmanifest. The fire has helped the ash to become manifest
and visible.
These are ways of saying some things
which are more difficult to say directly. But
I can say them directly to you; this
is not an assembly of kindergarten seekers. What
you are, you have been the same
before, whatever the form, and if you can discover yourself then it
does not matter in what form you will
move. And if you can penetrate your self to its very center – because your self
has a circumference and a center
If you remain at the circumference then you will move into another
form – but if your arrow reaches to
the very center you have graduated from forms.
Now you are capable of being
one with the universe; now you can
sing with the birds, dance with the flowers,
shine with the stars. From a small dewdrop, you have become the very ocean.
In America, which has produced
very few men who are worth quoting,
one man is certainly significant, but seems to be almost
forgotten. He is William James. He introduced this beautiful word ‘oceanic’. People have forgotten him and his word because very few people
reach to that experience. But here
everybody has to reach to the experience ... from the dewdrop to the ocean. Unless you experience ‘oceanic’ yourself,
spreading in all ten directions, in absolute freedom, you have not used the great opportunity of life.
Dogen
is saying, WE CAN NO MORE COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER OUR DEATH THAN FIREWOOD CAN BECOME FIREWOOD AGAIN AFTER
HAVING BECOME ASH. IN BUDDHISM, THEREFORE, IT IS SAID THAT LIFE NEVER BECOMES
DEATH; LIFE IS BEYOND THE CONCEPTION
OF LIFE. IT SAYS THAT DEATH DOES NOT BECOME LIFE; DEATH IS BEYOND THAT OF DEATH.
LIFE AND DEATH
ARE BOTH ONLY ONE STAGE
OF TIME, JUST LIKE WINTER
AND SPRING. LIKEWISE, WE MUST NOT THINK THAT WINTER BECOMES SPRING, OR
SAY THAT SPRING BECOMES SUMMER.
Dogen is saying that forms don’t
change into other forms. Winter remains winter, summer remains summer, but something inner moves on from
one climate to another climate ... which is beyond birth and beyond death, which
is beyond life, which simply is. You can give it any shape, any form,
but you cannot take away its
isness. This isness is the greatest
discovery of the East, the West has missed it completely.
A haiku by Hokushi runs:
THE
MOON ON THE PINE;
I KEEP HANGING
IT – TAKING IT OFF AND GAZING EACH TIME.
I have told you the moon is one of the
great symbols in the mystery school of Zen ... you will come across the moon many times from different
aspects.
THE
MOON ON THE PINE; I KEEP HANGING IT ...
Just try to understand the poetry.
I KEEP HANGING
IT – TAKING IT OFF AND GAZING EACH TIME.
Certainly you cannot hang the moon and
take it off; but what you can do, you
can open your eyes and you can close
your eyes. When you close your eyes you have taken the moon away. When you open your eyes you bring the moon again. And gazing at it every time – it never fulfills the desire, the longing for beautitude.
Another haiku runs,
ONE FULL MOON;
STARS
NUMBERLESS; THE SKY DARK GREEN.
These are not ordinary poetries, these
are expressions of deep meditation. Night,
and particularly moonlit nights, have been found to be very supportive to
meditation. Now even science suspects that the moon has a certain effect
on the mind; because most of the people who go mad, go mad on
a full moon night, hence the word ‘lunatic’.
It comes from luna, the moon. Another
word is ‘moonstruck’ ....
More people commit suicide on the full
moon than at any other time and more people have become enlightened on the full moon than at any other time. Science has its own reasons The moon is
really a part of the earth. Some four
billion years ago a great chunk of the earth separated from the earth. All our great oceans are because of
that chunk; deep valleys were left for rain to fill and they became the oceans.
The
moon has one sixth the gravitation of the earth, because it is one sixth the size. That means that gazing at the moon, you slowly,
slowly become more light, the gravitation is less on your being. That is the scientist’s explanation. And
you can see the effect on the seas, because they are holding the place of the moon where the moon used to be once. That’s
why on the full moon there are
great tides. In the human body there
is eighty percent water, ocean water with the same chemicals. Just as tides arise in the ocean,
something arises in the human being. If
he is on the right track perhaps he may become enlightened.
And if he is on the wrong track he can commit suicide
or commit a murder or go mad
there
are
thousands of ways. But there is only one way that reaches to
your ultimate sensitivity, the way of meditation, the way of closing all outgoing doors and being in.
And
once in a while these Zen meditators have opened their eyes and they have seen the moon or a sunset or a lotus, and out of their
meditation a certain expression has arisen. Only
through meditation will you be able
to understand it – it is not poetry, it is not written with the mind, it is a heartfelt
feeling.
ONE FULL MOON;
STARS
NUMBERLESS; THE SKY DARK GREEN.
If you are in deep meditation and you see this dark sky with so many stars and one single
moon, immediately your silence will become immensely
deeper.
These
haikus are not meaningful for those who have not experienced anything
of meditation. A haiku by Shiki:
EVENING MOON:
PLUM
BLOSSOMS START TO FALL UPON THE LUTE.
These are pictures seen by a deeply
meditative consciousness. They don’t mean anything, they are not supposed to have any meaning, they are pictorial.
Once Picasso was asked .... A man was watching him painting
continuously for hours; finally he said, ”I cannot resist asking, because I
have been watching you paint for hours, but I can’t make any sense out of what you are painting.
What is it? What is the meaning of it?”
Picasso looked at the man and said, ”I
don’t know. You can ask the picture yourself.”
The man said, ”Are you insane or something?”
Picasso said, ”Perhaps, but nobody
asks the rose, ‘Why are you so beautiful? Why are you here in the first place?’ Nobody asks a sunset,
nobody asks a full moon, but everybody goes on harassing me, ‘What is the meaning of your painting?’ There is no meaning, it is a statement. I have enjoyed
it tremendously, just the colors, flowing into each other, creating strange patterns.”
Meaning is no more relevant in the world of beauty.
And what to say about the world of meditation?
– no meaning,
only significance. That’s
why those who have experienced have remained silent,
or have spoken only to indicate to you the path to be silent.
Question 1 Maneesha has asked,
OUR
BELOVED MASTER,
WHAT
IS OUR INVESTMENT IN REPRESSING OUR MEMORY OF PREVIOUS DEATHS?
IS IT NOT TRUE TO SAY THAT IF WE COULD RECALL
OUR DEATHS WE MIGHT LOSE OUR FEAR OF DEATH AND THUS BE ABLE TO LIVE A FEARLESS
LIFE?
Maneesha, this is certainly one of our
great investments in forgetting the past, the previous life. Because if you remember it, you will not
be able to be so foolish as to repeat the same game again. You have done it so many times; you have fallen in love, you have fallen out of love, so many times
... so many romances! Our great
investment is that each time we go to see the same film we forget that we have seen it before. Otherwise
you will not go to see the movie, only once is enough.
But in life you don’t complete the
work in one time, in one lifetime. Your real work remains postponed and you go on playing
games which are simply childish.
The great investment is that you should not remember your whole past, otherwise
you will feel yourself to be so much an idiot that enjoying life will become
impossible. Only suicide
will seem to be the right thing to do. But suicide
leads
nowhere, it simply enters your
consciousness into another womb of a lower kind, because you could not manage to live on a higher level.
The investment also includes
forgetting that you have ever died. It
is always somebody else who dies, you never die. Obviously – you see every day,
you hear every day that somebody has died; but you never hear that you have died. Except in this Buddha
Hall where you hear every day, ”Now die and don’t hold anything back, die completely.”
People from the outside will think,
”This is a madhouse. People who are fully alive suddenly die and then don’t wait much ... as they are called back, immediately they are back, sitting like buddhas!”
We are making
it clear through
our meditations that this is how it has been happening, you have been dying
many times and again coming back. Whether you come after nine months ... an
unnecessary wastage of time, of a
woman’s life ... then growing up and
again playing the same role which you have played before ....
In
the East the world is called sansara.
Sansara means the great wheel
of life and death. It goes on moving, the same wheel, and you are
clinging to the wheel and you go on moving with the wheel from one death to another, from one life
to another. The investment is that
unless you learn the lesson, you
cannot come out of this vicious circle of life and death. But you can come out. Every night we try; you jump a little it is old habit; when you come back you just try to find out where
the wheel is. Soon you have forgotten
about the center which was beyond life and death – suddenly you remember, ”Where is the canteen?”
One
naturally feels hungry after such a strenuous
experience of dying and coming back, becoming
a buddha knowing
perfectly well that anybody may be a buddha, ”But I am not; I have my wife,
I have my children to look after. Just
for a moment is okay, but twenty-four hours a buddha will not only be boring, it will be also a torture to others.”
From my very childhood I was
interested just to sit and not to do anything.
I have never done any homework; my teachers were angry, ”What do you go on doing at home?”
I said, ”I simply sit and enjoy.”
My family, and whoever would be passing by used to say, ”What are you doing?”
I said, ”There is no need to do anything
– to be is enough!”
And they would look at me and say, ”You are crazy! Do something, otherwise
you will end up in being nothing.”
And they were right, I have ended in
being nothing. But I am immensely
happy that I started very early to
see that the greatest joy is inside, nobody can give it to me. I have never
participated in any game, I have
never bothered about any work the family needed. Slowly, slowly my family started taking for granted that I was no more – my being or not being made no difference.
I have enjoyed the faces of my family when they looked at me as if they were looking at an insane
person; I still enjoy to remember it. Naturally if you are not doing
something people think
you are
wasting your life. The reality is that when you are not doing
anything, when you are just being, you are finding the path towards your ultimate destiny.
Before we die and become buddhas ... one time more, because one never knows about tomorrow,
so better become tonight ....
Just a few small laughs, because Sardar Gurudayal
Singh is waiting very silently.
And Avirbhava ....
When Gozo the gorilla dies his female
companion, Gertie, gets very horny. After a few months she begins to get violent, as her need for sex
increases. Finally the zookeepers decide to get a man to make love to her.
They go downtown and pick up Jose, a big Mexican, and offer him twenty dollars to do the job.
They put a muzzle on Gertie’s mouth, tie her arms to the bars, and then let the Mexican into the cage. When Gertie sees that Jose has an
erection, she goes wild. She rips her arms loose from the bars and begins crushing him in her embrace.
”Help!” shouts Jose. ”For Christ’s sake, help!”
”Don’t worry,” shouts the keeper. ”We’ll get the elephant gun and shoot her!”
”No! No!” cries Jose. ”Don’t shoot her! Just get her muzzle off – I want to kiss her!”
Dodoski has fallen on hard times, so
he turns to crime. He kidnaps the six-year-old son of the richest man in Warsaw.
Dodoski writes the ransom note, asks for half a million dollars, and signs his name.
But he has forgotten the rich man’s
address. So he gives the note to the
boy, and tells him to take it to his dad.
The boy does, and when he comes back with the money, he is carrying a note from his father.
It reads:
”Here, take the filthy money, you rat. It’s guys like you that give us Polacks a bad name!”
After
a wild Saturday night of partying, Swami
Deva Coconut is hauled off to a Sunday morning
Mass by his Catholic girlfriend, Beverly. Since he is totally ignorant of the various rituals involved, Beverly
is constantly coaching
him.
”Bless yourself,” she whispers. ”Now kneel down – sit down – stand up –
sit down again – cross yourself ” – and so on.
Perspiring from all this activity, Coconut
takes out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his face.
Then he lays it on his lap to dry.
Seeing this, Beverly leans over and whispers, ”Is your zipper open?” ”No,”
replies Coconut hastily, ”should it be?”
Donald Dickstein walks into an optician’s office, carrying a cardboard box. He hands it to the optician
who opens it and exclaims,
”Wow! That’s the biggest turd I’ve ever seen!”
”Isn’t it a beauty?”
says Donald. ”I did it myself.”
The optician
is very impressed and says, ”It must be at least two feet long.”
”Twenty-five and a half inches, to be exact,” boasts Donald.
”And three inches in diameter.” ”Incredible,” says the optician. ”How much does it weigh?”
”Two and a half pounds,” is the proud reply.
”That is simply amazing!” exclaims the
optician, unable to take his eyes off the magnificent specimen. ”But why bring it to me? I’m an optician.”
”Well, you see,” says Donald, ”I have this problem. Every time I do one of these monsters, my eyes water!”
Now,
Nivedano, do a real good job because skinhead Niskriya
is back ....
Nivedano ...
(Drumbeat) (Gibberish) Nivedano ...
(Drumbeat) Be silent ...
Close your eyes ...
No movement of the body.
Let your whole consciousness gather inwards. Deeper
and deeper ...
You
are entering into your buddhahood. Without any fear go in, it is your own home. Except
knowing this,
all knowledge
is useless.
Except experiencing this
you have wasted your very life in mundane things.
This
is the sacred moment, drink it as deeply as possible. Be soaked through and through.
Buddhahood is not an achievement, it is only a discovery,
it is only going within your paper bag. You are not your bones,
you are not your head,
you are not even your heart,
you are this beyondness, this silence.
Even
if for a single moment you can experience it your whole life will have a transformation.
To make it more clear, Nivedano ... (Drumbeat)
Relax..let go ... die.
Die
to the world, die to the body,
die to the mind,
so that only the eternal
remains in you.
This
formless eternal brings you a new birth.
You have entered as a human being,
you can come out of this womb of the beyond
as a buddha.
This bliss, this silence,
these roses blossoming within you,
they are your birthright. One can
remain ignorant, but one cannot be
anything else than a buddha ... awakened, enlightened,
that is our very destiny. Nivedano
....
(Drumbeat)
Come back
without forgetting
the experience,
sit
down for a while, just for a few moments drop the doubt that you cannot be a buddha. You are. In spite of yourself, you are.
If this becomes an undercurrent twenty-four hours, waking
or sleeping, your life will know
what this existence is all about.
You will know the freedom, the ultimate freedom which you have been longing for
for many, many lives. Don’t miss it this time. Okay, Maneesha?
Yes, Beloved
Master.
Can we celebrate
ten thousand buddhas together? Yes, Beloved Master.
